We hereby disclaim:

The Jazzmen Smooth Jazz Ensemble would like
to make it clear that THIS IS A JOKE! We are
not a cult, and we do not actually worship a
ball of tape. We write about Bob or Pat "The
Jazzman" Gibson for entertainment purposes 
only. If you are unfamiliar with the Ensemble,
you may be confused by some of the things we
say. I repeat, this news letter is A JOKE and
we do not actually worship Bob.

In Jazz,
The Jazzmen--SJE